Houseplants

Yes, you can name your monstera. Yes, you can give it a middle name. Yes, this is a thing people do, and the people who do it tend to be cooler than the ones who don't.

The plant middle name is essentially a joke between you and the plant. The plant doesn't know. The plant doesn't care. But when the houseplant Instagram account asks, you're ready.

Below, plants. With names.