Cars

A car name is a stage name. The make and model is who the car is at the dealership. The first name and middle is who the car is when you're alone with it on a back road.

Cars almost always have one-syllable first names. Hank. Bess. Doc. The middle does the rest of the work. The middle says whether your car is a friend or an instrument.

Below: car first names with their middles. Pick the one that fits your car. You'll know.